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Don't do it! Help me! Don't do it!
Don't do it, Fushimi!
Today's video is a prank!
We're going to play a pretty heavy penalty game called "crossing".
But we're getting more and more stupid, and he's been doing it for three months now.
You're the one who's been doing it for three months!
He's the most stupid. No, I think the others are stupid too.
I think the viewers are the most stupid.
- Yeah! - I think the viewers are the most stupid.
I know you all think it's normal, but...
I think we're going up and up and up...
Right now, we're still...
We can't help it next time, but I think it'll be a little different if we go this far.
So this time, we're going to start from the top of "this is bad", and we're going to see if Yuemaru will ride it or not.
This time, we're going to do a "Doraemon Quiz" as a fake plan.
- "Quiz" equals "cross" is what we have. - That's right.
To make it easier to understand, we're going to do a punishment game where we have to wear Doraemon's outfit for this long.
- But up until now... - It's not natural!
- No, it's not! - It's not that natural!
- It's not that natural!
- It's natural for a 10th anniversary party. - It's natural!
- You know, this Doraemon Quiz... It doesn't matter what it is. - It doesn't matter what it is.
"What should I do? Anything is fine." "Anything is fine."
And then, well, it's like a bug, so it's not like, "Hey, let's do it."
"What quiz should we do?" "Doraemon Quiz is fine." "Doraemon Quiz is fine."
- I said it. - I said it.
- I said it, and it was like, "Well, it's fine." - Yeah.
- Because it didn't matter. - Yeah.
I really like stories, and I was like, "Okay, next story."
"Doraemon Quiz." "Hey, Doraemon Quiz is pretty fun, isn't it?"
I like stories like that, and it makes my heart race.
Is it okay for me to say stories like that?
For Mushi-san, Doraemon Quiz was like, "There's no way you can pass it, so don't make me say it."
- For us, it was like, "Yumemaru can't pass it for sure." - Yeah.
- "He can't pass it for sure." - Yeah.
- If you say, "These two can't pass it," I'm sure you can pass it. - Yeah.
- If you say, "These three can't pass it," I'm sure you can pass it. - Yeah.
When Mushi-san said it, Yumemaru's reaction was like...
Hmm...
- "Pass it!" - "Stop me."
Pass it!
- "Old ones" are like...
- "we don't know what happened in the past."
- "Like a sudden development." - "Yeah, yeah."
- "I pushed it to the axis." - "I'm Dr. Doraemon."
- "I thought, 'This is the one I should learn.'"
- "And I worked hard to enjoy it,"
- "and I did it for about 3 weeks,"
- "but it wasn't crazy at all."
- "I'm Dr. Doraemon."
- "So, I'll be Dr. Doraemon in the Doraemon Quiz."
- "So far, it seems like 10 times,"
- "but I think it's been about a week since I was born."
- "If you say it normally,"
- "this time,"
- "it's been only half a year."
- "I don't want to do this kind of thing."
- "No matter what I do for half a year,"
- "I have to be Dr. Doraemon."
- "So, if Yumemaru comes in here,"
- "and says, 'No, no, that's weird,'"
- "and says, 'You guys weren't here for half a year,'"
- "what would you do?"
- "Would you say it?"
- "Would Yumemaru say it,"
- "or not say it?"
- "Which one is it?"
- "Of course, it's good to do it."
- "If you do it now,"
- "it'll be hard to do it in the future."
- "It's like a semi-tackle."
- "If you're 75 years old,"
- "it'd be bad if you got caught for 150th of your life."
- "It'd be bad, bad, bad."
- "As a safe plan,"
- "we'll say it's difficult until the end,"
- "and say, 'The final question is...'"
- "and say, 'How many points?'"
- "Yumemaru's score"
- "will exceed mine and Ryo's,"
- "and Yumemaru will be punished."
- "So, we can't say anything at first."
- "We have to say it first."
- "Let's ask the final question first."
- "Then, Yumemaru will lose one person."
- "That's what we want to do."
- "Let's ask the final question first."
- "For the final question,"
- "Nobita-kun"
- "made Doraemon eat dorayaki"
- "and asked him to do his homework."
- "Doraemon"
- "brought himself in two hours,"
- "and made him do his homework in two hours."
- "Then, four hours later,"
- "six hours later,"
- "he was still eating dorayaki."
- "But, eight hours later,"
- "Doraemon"
- "was called in for the fourth time."
- "So, he's angry now."
- "With a huge spanner," - "and chasing the earliest Doraemon," - "what did he say?"
- That's difficult. - Do you know that story?
- No, I don't. - No, I don't.
- The five of you are so different. - Somehow, you're like...
- "Let's kill him," you know? - Yeah, that's right.
- You're finally serious. - I'm finally serious.
- Let's see Yumaru's serious reaction. - Yes.
- Let's... - "Pooon! Pooon! Poooon!"
- You cut off my voice. - You cut off my voice.
Doraemon
- I'm gonna call in another one! - "Doraemon"
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- I'm gonna call in a Doraemon! - I'm calling in a Doraemon!
- So everyone, thank you for coming today. - Thank you for coming.
- Not just from here...
Doraemon
- Oh, wait a minute, please. - Yes.
- Umm... - Oh...
It's a 20th century camera.
So, let's get started.
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wait a second!
Did we just start?
Please say hello.
What's with that face?!
What is that?!
Ehhhh?!
You just saw the future, so I'll go first.
I see.
Maybe we were brought back to the past.
It's too obvious.
20th century is boring!
Prove it's 20th century!
20th century is boring!
I don't like it!
Today,
I brought a plan
from the 21st century
because I thought you wouldn't like it.
Did you bring it from the 21st century?
That's right.
But now.
You're just a modernist.
Today's plan
Doraemon's Quiz
It's been a while since it was released, isn't it?
Oh, is that so?
Yesterday, I went to enjoy and thought about various problems, but
Doraemon's first one to eight volumes are included in this time, but
It was pretty smelly, so I think it's old.
It's old because of the smell.
The manga itself smells.
I see.
Well, it's a fun project to do a quiz that's sometimes in the video.
So let's have fun.
No, this is bad.
It's bad.
A fun quiz may mean that it's not a fun video.
It's bad this time.
This is the worst of the triplets.
Well, such a secret punishment game is available.
secret punishment game
Is it really a secret?
No, because Doraemon said they it's a secret, but it's not a secret at all!
What kind of penalty game is it going to be?
Ooh, ooh, it's over.
Let's go to the first one.
Here I would like to announce the secret penalty game.
Oh, there you go.
What is it?
Te, te, te, te, te!
A half year life of a platypus.
- Eh? Eh? Eh? - Please stop.
- It's so messy. - That's pretty unnecessary.
- So what do you mean? - A platypus for a half year
That's all.
Can you say "platypus" just once?
A platypus is, like, me.
I am a platypus
Wait, it's not me?
- A half year life of a platypus... - That's strange...
- How tragic... - Does he wear glasses by the way?
Glasses are because pens in Doraemon's house are created round.
So that's your role!
So I paint your face?
Well, I didn't paint it this time because it's a simplified version, but of course you can paint it.
It's a pain in the ass!
It's too much, it's too much!
Please keep an eye out for bells, they're over there.
There are bells, too?
Huh? Half a year of writing?
That's a lot of work.
It's crazy! It's crazy to start and end.
Well, it's funny.
When it's over, it's definitely funny.
It's long sleeves. It's summer from now on.
But that was half a year ago.
Half a year ago!
Why did I do half a year ago!?
Anyway, the penalty game is getting heavier and heavier, so everyone, please do your best!
Heavy!?
The one that hasn't come out is annoying!
Cheap! Cheap! Seriously!
Last question.
Lomida-kun asked you to do your homework.
What did I say 8 hours later?
You were called because you said it, right?
That's right.
Let's start with Yumemaru-san.
The words Doraemon said.
I'll kill you!
I see!
I'll kill you!
I see!
Ryo-san!
Yes!
I'll kill you!
I see!
It's almost the same.
I'll kill you!
Huh?
I'll kill you!
Oh!
What!?
I'll kill you!
It's a fixed answer.
Isn't it that thing where you do your mustache really curly?
I'll kill you!
If "I'll kill you!" comes up, it's Yumemaru-san's turn.
If I'm Doraemon, it's meaningless.
I feel like that.
No, I don't know.
This is hard.
Let's do it.
8 hours later, Doraemon.
Let's do it!
I'll kill you!
So, Yumemaru-kun,
Half-year-old Doraemon life...
It's coming to an end!
Bomb!
It came out.
It came out, now.
No, but...
If I lose like this,
I think it can't be helped.
I didn't want to lose to "Rifujin" in rock-paper- scissors, so...
How about a date?
I can't go on a date.
So, I'll make my girlfriend Doraemi-chan.
Doraemi-chan?
I can't go on a date for half a year.
I'd like you to forgive me for painting my face white.
No, but...
There's no such thing.
Painting your face white is probably really annoying, so...
Then I'll date your girlfriend instead of you.
What?!
You're the worst friend I've ever had.
Pretend you didn't notice.
Pretend it's reality.
From now on, all of my feelings for you will be ignored.
Oh, my God!
If you say you'll date me for six months, it's over!
The next time I think of a punishment game, it'll be six months.
Absolutely.
Are you okay?
Everyone's starting to get sick.
Really.
I want to see it.
If we play a punishment game from now on, everyone will come out for a year or so.
I want to see it.
Now that it's done, we'll start.
Okay.
Hey! It's not delicious, it's famous!
Famous?! I don't like it!
It's disgusting!
No, no, no.
Huh?! Huh?!
Let's go drink tequila.
No, I don't like this guy. Why is he partying?
If you're going to drink, you have to do this.
In just three months or so, I'll be the most excited.
In just three months?
Yeah. It's Halloween!
Oh, wow!
I can only come out for Halloween!
Everyone goes to Nagoya and gets surrounded by you guys.
Two months later is my birthday.
What's your birthday?
It's Doraemon's birthday.
I don't know!
Oh, but like...
You should try it on.
Wow, that's an unexpected reaction.
I see.
Well, I'm glad you like it.
So, Mr. Yumemaru, I know it's going to be a long battle, but as Doraemon, please hang in there.
Hey, you're 30 minutes late in the morning.
Are you putting on makeup?
No, I'm not.
Like foundation?
Well...
Isn't it amazing?
Can you cut this alone?
I don't think I can cut this.
I'm scared!
Let's do it for a year!
What's that supposed to mean?
Let's think of a one-year punishment game!
It's still dark.
It's cloudy.
Thank you for your hard work.
Can I say "I'm sorry"?
I'm sorry.
What?
What's up with you?
Yumemaru!
Yes?
I'm in trouble!
Couldn't you have told me?
I'm in trouble!
What's up with you?
I was really broken like this.
I did it 10 times and it broke.
10 times and it broke.
I couldn't help it.
But you didn't hate me.
Not that much.
Yumemaru did it 10 times and it broke.
That's amazing.
It was cool.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't tell you.
What?
Wait a minute.
To put it simply, the punishment game was a lie.
What?
You look disappointed.
I'm sorry.
But you know what?
I accepted it.
It was amazing.
When you told me it was a punishment game, I was surprised.
But we have no choice but to do it.
It's amazing.
We accept it and play it.
Yumemaru's way of accepting it is really manly.
It's true.
We should let him do it.
That's right.
We even said that.
You didn't realize it?
I didn't realize it.
I thought you broke it 10 times.
That's not good.
I was really strong.
I was surprised.
You were strong.
You were really strong.
You don't have to be angry.
You don't have to be strong.
Your life will change.
You don't have to be angry.
You can go on a date on Christmas, right?
That's right.
You don't have to do it at all.
Then I'll marry you as soon as possible.
I don't know what you mean.
I'm glad you accepted it.